The Joker to my Batman.

The Joker to my Batman.

I’m glad somebody is enjoying the bed.

I’m glad somebody is enjoying the bed.

A very up-to-date sign at a New York rest stop just past the Whitestone Bridge.

A very up-to-date sign at a New York rest stop just past the Whitestone Bridge.

Meghan, wearing two left-foot flip flops.

Meghan, wearing two left-foot flip flops.

The physician’s stool is very dangerous.

The physician’s stool is very dangerous.

Dessert at Heartland. Ol’ Fashioned S’mores.

Dessert at Heartland. Ol’ Fashioned S’mores.

Red Rooster Ale. Heartland Brewery, w00t!

Red Rooster Ale. Heartland Brewery, w00t!

Just realized today, after bringing in my used Mets tickets from this season (so far) to hang on my cubicle wall, that I have been to Mets games on April 26th in consecutive years.

I wonder what this means.

Just realized today, after bringing in my used Mets tickets from this season (so far) to hang on my cubicle wall, that I have been to Mets games on April 26th in consecutive years.

I wonder what this means.

FERNANDO TATIS~!?

FERNANDO TATIS~!?

“Right now, it’s the bottom of the ninth and we are down to our last out and our last strike. Will our government take strike three looking? Or, will they wake up and save the day with a heroic three pointer on a penalty shot?”

Glenn Beck [Fox News via Deadspin]